Engrish by the Jap-pap-panese...

..not that my Japanese could be any better...but I loved these emails soo much I *had* to post them:

Email 1

"Dear Mr.Ivan Gratchev


It is good only because of X-ray diffraction in case of the purpose
is to know of the name of the mineral.
For instance, SiO2<>

The charge of this X-ray diffraction is 40,000 yen/sample.

However, it is assumption to understand element information such as Si, O, and
Cl in the sample.


example of analyzing this X-ray diffraction"

I think there has been a bit too much reliance on an automatic translating program... and it gets better...

Email 2

"Dear Mr.Ivan Gratchev


It consented.

Your data wanting it was understood.

Though time hangs a little in the analysis
It makes an effort to obtain data in March.

With best regards,
Suzuzk"