The truth about Bananas

I was browsing through the BBC news website, as you do, and came across this article about kosher phones. I never thought that phones could be kosher but apparently they can. 'How?', I hear you cry. Well, apparently, by only being able to make and receive calls; because SMS is evil and can lead to naughty text messages between males and females (which I can kinda understand - keeps all communication above board) as well as allow people to receive SPAM messages about 'secular' events - *shock*horror* okay, I know you are meant to be Ultra Orthodox, but surely you can delete them, like the rest of us? no? Just because you see an advert wont mean that you will immediately do what it says. It's like they are assuming everyone has brains made of jelly.

Anyway, aside from my horrendously prejudiced view on other peoples beliefs there is a far more important issue at stake. That is the issue of bananas.

The article goes on to talk about filtering of the internet so that only vetted material reaches the user - which is nice - even nicer is that one company is offering 'customised surfing packages' because of the sheer abundance of unsavoury information out there on the interweb. The chairman of this company claims that:

"If your kid puts 'banana' into Google, some of the first sites he'll get are porn,"

We checked. It's a LIE!

The first thing we got was wikipedia, and the rest of it was actually about bananas, no nudity or inappropriate behaviour anywhere to be seen. We even checked images, and the closest thing to porn was a photo of two bananas decorated to look like...well..this:

This led to the discovery of tattooedbanana, which is sheer genius; particularly when you look at the alien, the pirate and sharknana.

With a vague connection to the article I was originally going on about there was this photo of a 'kosher banana':